Welcome to Water Nymph Press




Live your life like a river,
becoming a part of every place you touch
and taking with you a piece of every place
you pass through.


To give interested readers a taste of the writing, here are excerpts from several stories:


From: “The Horizonline”


…Since that first day on the Lochsa, I've paddled a lot of rivers. Kayaking has shown me a lot of fun, a lot of seriousness, and a simple fact: life is full of horizonlines. They come in all shapes and sizes - accidents and jobs, people, marriage, and children. Time is the current that pushes us toward the edges of what we know, usually faster than we can cope. And flowing water is the current of time made real. I know that fear comes from doubt about where those horizonlines lead. I also know that the truths of life, large and small, are what lie beyond each one.


From “Counting Coup Along the Yellowstone River”:


…Kayaking teams are strange mixtures of personalities and ours was no different. On the one hand, paddlers are strong individuals, each the captain of his own ship working with the river alone. On the other hand, if you’re going to paddle with people in a difficult place, it had better be a close-knit crew. When it works well, a team is the perfect democracy, but when it doesn’t, it's civil war. Our little group was one of those peculiar matches that made a very good team.

McD was a big guy who liked to move along his own path, and at 6 foot 4, wiry and muscular, you weren’t going to get in his way. One of the top expedition paddlers for many years and a long time big wall climber, he had the whole package for weird descents. He was a poster-child for quirkiness though, with mannerisms such as taking pride in his healthful eating (only whole grains and veggies), avoiding all fats and meat. He offset this by stuffing chewing tobacco in his mouth, stealing my chocolate chip cookies, and smoking an occasional cigarette. He reminded me of another pal who always ordered vegetarian pizzas – with sausage. A smooth, cool reserve gave McD a level head no matter what broke loose. It also kept the world at arm’s length, although certain friends were allowed entry.

Where McD was herbivorous, Rapid Rob loved meat and grease. Where McD was reserved, Rob loved to chat. And if McD was quirky, Rob matched him quirk for quirk. He was a homebody who had paddled the globe. Someone who inexplicably got in a dither making everyday decisions but was lucidly clear on difficult rivers. He also was the original “been there, done that” guy in kayaking – been North and South, all the way East and all the way West, with first descents in Alaska, South America, the Himalayas and points between. He had even been to the Park years before and done the first descent of the Yellowstone's Grand Canyon, although the trip through the Black Canyon was aborted due to one of the earliest coups counted by the Park Service. As in many other places in the history of kayaking, Rob helped define the game here, which by the time we showed up on this trip in the fall of 1986, already had a fair history…

…It should never be said that the park rangers don’t have a sense of humor in their own warped way. They sprung their trap so the humiliation was maximized, waiting until one friend had packed up his boat, changed into his kayaking gear, and was squatting down to relieve himself in the bushes. Suddenly, on flashed the searchlights. "Hold it right there!" shouted the rangers. I don't think he could have held it if his life depended on it. They threw the book at him and his embarrassment was complete. To top it off, he was also fined for "littering". With attitudes like that, it is no wonder the kayakers and the rangers take all this personally, even though none of them know the others. The battle goes on with the Yellowstone River as the prize, as each tries to count coup on the other.


From: “A Line Worth Drawing”:


The world is a tunnel. GETRIGHT burned the wordless laserbeam in my head. Two quick strokes to angle sharply to the right as I flushed down the funnel, one more for speed into the bottom. Crushed downward by tons of water in the breaking diagonals. Stay in control. GETRIGHT. The boat reared and I felt it begin twisting and shooting upward in a towering backendo. Can't land upside down. GETRIGHT is all that matters. The whole universe is nothing but GETRIGHT. Reaching back with my paddle as I erupted into the air, I spun the boat into an airborne pirouette -and landed perfectly upright moving fast toward the right bank. Two sharp strokes and a quick turn back to the left and I was on line, whisked past the edge of the hole and into the rearing, bucking diagonals at the bottom. I sped into an eddy a short distance above the ramp, shouting at myself. I botched that so bad. Jesus, I was off-line. Why didn't I scout carefully? Why didn't I look at those ledge holes more closely? I could have died in that hole or what was below. I was so ridiculously, stupidly, idiotically off-line…


From: “A Little Ride up the Alsek River”:


…We followed the river upstream, skimming the big boulders that shoved up out of the current, and within a few short minutes we were headed up into the notch at the lower end of Turnback canyon. We swung back and forth and looking ahead, could see the notch coming closer and closer, and I heard Gerry say, "That's looks like a pretty tight fit..." and whoooom Makkonen split the first gap, right in between the cliff on the right and the 100 foot high outcrop of rock on the left. Gerry couldn’t help himself and blurted out, “Oh my God--” as the cliffs roared by with a quick whumph on either side, the rotors just clearing the edges and I clenched my seat with both hands and Charlie lowered his camera and stared forward as we headed right for the cliff wall in front of us.

Makkonen swung the chopper up on edge and took the corner at a full bank, rotors thumping, the machine shaking and its struts flush up against the wall and the water of a huge class V rapid flashing by at arm’s length right outside my window. I don’t get scared very often and I can't say I was scared right then, but I suddenly thought, “He's going to kill us. We’re going to die.”…


From “The Tahiti Room”:


"We had a whole new damn sport! We made up rules, things that made good sense. Can't swim, gotta climb. If ya come up for any reason, gotta start over. Gotta keep your head and hands under the water, no coming out into the air. Pretty soon, we started picking places where the current was stronger, and then we saw what the big game really was. Current's like gravity, you know? and easy slopers in calm water are mega-rasper friction lines when the current starts crankin'. Hell, you got gravity on tap! Pick your own line with your own custom gravity, 'cept it ain’t even, it was flowing gravity, if you know what I mean. Moving! It's got bite and push and life. For Christsakes, it was river gravity and river gravity ain't like anything you ever seen.

"And then, it all came together. We were sitting there on the scuba tanks one day after a bunch a climbin', taking off our flippers and wet suits, and somebody says, “Hey, we should look for the Tahiti Room.” At first it was a joke, you know? and we all laughed for a while and nobody took it seriously but the idea was in the air, and after a few minutes, we all looked at each other and said, “yeah.”


From: “Alive:

Downstream the canyon curved around a corner to the left and went out of sight. In summer he liked it when the sun was overhead on these turns, reflecting off the smooth boulders and bedrock. And after one of those long summer rains, when he did a run late in the day and everything was still wet, it sat in the sky right off the hump of the ridge and blew his eyes out as he paddled into it. The light would run with the ragged water, shimmer and jump, then disappear over the big series of drops below. It was too bright to see but he looked anyway, paddling down with eyes watering from the brightness and making moves right into the sun. That's what was best. He could feel the light like the water. Sensing the moves and paddling on feel alone down waves and waterfalls of light. On runs like that, he sometimes eddied out above the big series to look at it snake away, so beautiful and bright. "Like a band of steel," he had always thought. "Just like the sun on a band of steel."




From “The Games of the Mayan Gods”

Set free from gravity we reach into a different world, where Gods might live forever but mortals cannot. The Maya called it the Place of Fear and Awe, and if we enter, we can only hope to be there a few moments when we are at the height of our care, knowing the consequences for any mistake will be violent and final.

I swept the paddle as my bow shot off the edge, separating from the powers of this world. And there, suspended for a fleeting instant between the sky and the water, our world and the Underworld, I played the games of the Mayan Gods.




Table of Contents:


Introduction

Part I: Horizonlines

The Horizonline

Old Friends

Counting Coup along the Yellowstone River

A Little Ride up the Alsek

Nara

The Laugh of the Water Nymph

Part II: Other Truths

The Attack of the Killer Radical Extremes

The Tahiti Room

Everything Except What Matters

Waves in the Darkness

Part III: Beyond Class Five

Alive

Chen Cave

The Mayan Creation Myth and the Ballgame

Agua Azul: The Games of the Mayan Gods

Doubts

Fear

John Foss

A Story and a Half:

Controlling the Lightswitch

A Line Worth Drawing

Bubblemaking Over the Lochsa River

A Year Along the River